So I just had to join in on the Hawkeye Initiative bandwagon, it’s just so… full of empowerment.
And then I went totally overboard.
Even gave them suggestive captions.
I feel like a predator drawing this.
(but Tony’s face! <3!)
Avengers Assemble!… for SEXINESS.
Tony’s pose and expression rule my world forever!!I don’t know about you, but I feel pretty empowered.
I actually loved this moment, because I didn’t see this as Steve being incompetent and completely unaware of what was going on. This, I felt, was Steve being extremely sassy. “It seems to run on some form of electricity,” he says, with a huff of a sigh and a smile. What he means is, “Of fucking course I don’t know what this shit means, I’ve never been exposed to this, are you serious right now” and that is not because he’s stupid or inept. Actually, Steve adapts very, very well and very quickly to new technology, evidenced in the Avengers with the ease and familiarity that he navigates his tablet with, but also in Captain America, where he takes everything Howard gives him (modified, highly advanced Hydra weapons) and uses them to full capacity.
It’s just that Steve’s never seen the inside of a control panel like this, so there’s no way in hell he’d know what to do with it, and he’s pointing that out to Tony with his dry sense of humor. And I think Tony gets it, because he doesn’t get angry or snark back at him; he returns with “Well, you’re not wrong” and a lopsided smile, which I read as his “duh, what was I thinking” moment.
I just have a lot of feelings about Steve and his sass and his dry sense of humor, and now I will crawl away to have feelings elsewhere.
One of the things that I really love about CA:TWS was that all three captain americas were involved. That is a fun thing. The shield in CA3 should just be sort of passed around among the three of them for fun. Can Jane…
DECADENT AMERICAN PIZZA BAGELS
This is why we can’t have communism. The people want their pizza bagels, lady.
PIZZA BAGELS ARE THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
A FREE MARKET DEMANDS PIZZA BAGELS.
Now all I want is a fic that involves Natasha and her opinions on Pizza Bagels….
GUYS I HAVE TRAMADOL FOR MY HERNIA
IT’S TIME FOR TRAMADOL
Title: Comfort Food
Tony was, strangely enough, the one who originally introduced them. It was doubly strange because Tony had been raised in wealth, and reheatable frozen foods weren’t really his thing. Once in a while the original Jarvis, the Stark family butler, had used treats like spray-cheese and crackers to get young master Anthony to behave, but that was rare. You had chefs to make you food and if you had a chef making you food, it might as well be really fancy high-quality food. That was the Stark family policy on the matter.
i really like the idea of bruce being the one the avengers send out of the tower on milk runs and stuff because no one ever recognizes him and he always grumbles about it until one day he’s coming back home to the tower and this little kid just spots him and let’s out this tiny…