There are so many tags I need to learn to stay off of on Tumblr. Hamlet. Autism. Elementary. MLP:FIM. Supernatural. JFC I need to just block wincest and holmescest with tumblrsavior.
I think I secretly hate myself. That’s why I keep going to these places.
Also: the colors and pattern of the Autism Speaks logo makes me physically nauseous cos the visual stimuli creeps me out. Shouldn’t an organization strive to have a logo that is not visually upsetting to the people they allegedly mean to serve?
And lastly… Supernatural… WTF MAN?? Kevin has to wait to get his finger back or some shit? Ok. Cas is drained, whatever. Dude that sucks. Sorry about your finger, dude. But Kevin’s mom is super cool and she and kevin and garth can have a spinoff show where they kick demon ass and make fresh homemade soups together.
I was under the impression that the goal of Autism Speaks was not to serve people with autism, but to get rid of them. So in that respect I guess their logo is quite appropriate.
Also, I fully support this idea of Kevin’s mom and Kevin teaming up with Garth. I may even need it.
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
You want to hear something really depressing? Passing 40 did not make this stop.
(Though to be fair I really don’t look my age, hee hee.)
Ooh, Daily Show, epic women’s health fail. There are many good medical reasons why a lesbian might take hormonal birth control.
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING EVER FOREVER REBLOG
I was watching the remake of The Thomas Crown Affair and it came up that Renee Russo’s character grew up in Lima, Ohio.
Considering I already have a bit of head canon where Neal Caffrey’s real father is Thomas Crown, this made my fannish brain kind of explode in a fairly pleasant manner.
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
OMG NATURE WTF