spastasmagoria:

There are so many tags I need to learn to stay off of on Tumblr. Hamlet. Autism. Elementary. MLP:FIM. Supernatural. JFC I need to just block wincest and holmescest with tumblrsavior.

I think I secretly hate myself. That’s why I keep going to these places. 

Also: the colors and pattern of the Autism Speaks logo makes me physically nauseous cos the visual stimuli creeps me out. Shouldn’t an organization strive to have a logo that is not visually upsetting to the people they allegedly mean to serve? 

And lastly… Supernatural… WTF MAN?? Kevin has to wait to get his finger back or some shit? Ok. Cas is drained, whatever. Dude that sucks. Sorry about your finger, dude. But Kevin’s mom is super cool and she and kevin and garth can have a spinoff show where they kick demon ass and make fresh homemade soups together. 

I was under the impression that the goal of Autism Speaks was not to serve people with autism, but to get rid of them. So in that respect I guess their logo is quite appropriate.

Also, I fully support this idea of Kevin’s mom and Kevin teaming up with Garth. I may even need it.

simonbellamy:

if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal

You want to hear something really depressing? Passing 40 did not make this stop.

(Though to be fair I really don’t look my age, hee hee.)

Ooh, Daily Show, epic women’s health fail.  There are many good medical reasons why a lesbian might take hormonal birth control.

take-me-to-gondor:

221bbaconstreet:

chichimuffins:

carmenluigina:

Let me interrupt your dashboard with a picture of Hugh Laurie driving a bumper car.

I gladly accept.

I didn’t know I wanted this until now

forever reblog

(Source: carmielou)

spastasmagoria:

thewinchesterswagger:

I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.
(Source)

PEOPLE. I NEED THIS. LIKE BURNING. NOW. PLEASE. 

arixsafari:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

KITTEH

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING EVER FOREVER REBLOG

Forever reblog.

(Source: toptumbles)

I was watching the remake of The Thomas Crown Affair and it came up that Renee Russo’s character grew up in Lima, Ohio.

Considering I already have a bit of head canon where Neal Caffrey’s real father is Thomas Crown, this made my fannish brain kind of explode in a fairly pleasant manner.

spastasmagoria:

tiramiju:

zloi-medved:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

omg

OMG NATURE WTF

(Source: fairy-wren)

fat-birds:

Magic Wings June 2009 by Rusty Clark on Flickr.